How to get a free regular pizza from Domino's!

yea you are reading it right , now you can have your own regular free pizza every time you order from Domino's, since they have a less than 30 minutes policy , you can rest assured that you can get the free voucher almost every time you order, however you need some requirement and skills that you need to achieve and master this trick!

Requirements:


*High place: you should be staying in a condo and in a high floor, as higher it gets as better your trick results in, staying at top makes it easier for me, so you better put into your mind next time you want to buy an apartment or rent one , that being higher gives you more advantages like this one ;)

*great view: your house should have a great view to the streets,where you can see the domino guy riding with his bike from far till he reaches the main gates from close, remember this trick requires timing and good observing , if you didn't master those skills yet , you can master it by practice , you will understand the timing better every time you try it, and trust me you can do it!

*Shitty elevators :
having shitty elevators is a key role to make the domino guy late,where the stupid junk need long time to stop if its moving from 1 floor to another, which makes it have a long time to reach the bottom, my condo has 2 shitty elevators and lucky for me the third one is not working!


so here you go just few steps and your ready to receive it!!

Steps:

1-Call: obviously you need to call them and order you thing! how else you want them to come??

2-observe: wait in the far view balcony after 20 minutes from your order! if you can see them in 20 minutes , that means they still have 10 minutes free, so you better back down from the plan and try again next time, unless your pretty darn sure your elevators are as shitty as hell then proceed! other than that if they have 5 minutes then you can go to the next step!


this is where you need to spot your victim!

3-ordering the first elevator: when you saw him coming from far move quickly outside and order one elevator, when it reaches make sure you pressed all the buttons to down!
(notice : do this step if you are damn sure that this elevator will be fucking slow! if not then you better don't order it up first )

Remember! press all the buttons!!

4-observe again: now move to the other view where you can see the delivery guy from closeup view, and when you see him reached the gates proceed to the next step!


the victim again! when reaching the main gates!!

5-order the second elevator
:now it all comes to this final action step , your voucher depends on this and how lucky u are, when you order the second elevator make sure you do the same as the first one! press all the buttons till way down to bottom, now if you didn't do step 3 which ordering the first elevator, try to synchronize your timing and observing skill to make sure both elevator are being occupied by your trick! , sure all the neighbors who are going down will start cursing the one who did this! but what the heck!! your getting free pizza out of this :D

6-act innocent: this is the final step ! no matter you succeed or not on making the delivery guy late! make sure you act like as if nothing happened and you know nothing about it!! just close all your doors and go do your stuff, and when he reaches! ask him with an innocent face: aren't you late?? ^_^
he will check his watch and the time written on the pizza board and apologize for being late, don't be cruel! tell him its OK and give him some tips! after all your getting a free regular pizza next time!!


Results:

free regular pizza voucher!

and here you go , you have one! its your hard work prize , a free regular pizza voucher the next time you order! just remember don't over use this trick! or they might get suspicious or even stop delivering to your place, just do it wisely!! play it nice and safe!

and here you go your 6 steps strategy guide to recieve a free pizza from our beloved Domino's :D

Doing nothing!

I think I'm going crazy! yes I'm, today I slept from 4 AM till 7 PM ! how come? Why??
I will tell you why! Because I have nothing to do!! wake up , play mafia wars then watch something then sleep then wake up!! check my downloads then sleep again then wake up !order something to eat.......... etc. I'm living in a boring loop where I stay at home most of the time! I need to find someone as free as me to hang out with!

god damn free time makes you think and imagine and the craziest things that it would never happen, I even counted every ceramic on the floor of my house!! 864 pieces! what the hell now its almost 6 AM again! I hope tomorrow I will go out from that loop , even if it's just for a while and eat something with some friend! see you tomorrow!

PS:if you read this and your free!! please SMS me ;)

Ching ching Tagged me~

Directions : Once you've been tagged, you have to write a post with sixteen random things,habits or goals about you. At the end, choose ten people to be tagged, listing their names and why you chose them. Don't forget to leave a comment (''You're tagged!'') and to read your blog, you can't tag the person who tagged you.


1) its 12:50 am and I still didn't study for my tomorrow exam........

2)I can find many nonsense, like videos on youtube or stupid websites, lucky I guess

3)I like to watch animation, movies, tv-series, documentary , but not time for all of that

4)if i fall in love with a person, but i couldn't be with them, I wish i would die for them someday.....

5)I become from 69 KG to 85KG in 2 months

6)I just learned that in our lifetime we eat 3 to 5 hundred thousand bugs. usually about 100,000 spiders and 200,000 flies and around 9 cockroaches

7)I hate cleaning my house if I'm living alone , but if I stay with people , you will see me wash their dishes

8)I'm the only person in the family , who doesn't play a music instrument

9)I eat fast food everyday in my life......

10)I have phobia from cockroaches, but if I saw a girl scared somehow I become a hero hahaha

11)in my hometown I'm always busy doing this and that, in Malaysia I just try to keep myself busy not to think of "her"....

12)I always change the lyrics of the songs......

13)I do actions before I think,and when I think of it sometimes I feel i should have waited....

14)I like to play video games and listen to all kind of music

15)I put my friends first before myself, somehow is not always a good thing to do that.....

16)I LOVE FRENCH FRIES..............



I dont tag anyone, I dont have time for that anyways , need to go and study haha, see you all.......

Akon - right now!

I heard this catchy song from Akon , but i had to modify a lot of the song to make it suit my situation and feelings,I feel the song would have been better if the lyrics were this way :P ,
haha hope you enjoy it....


It's been so long!
That I haven't seen your face!
Trying to be strong!
But the strength I have is washing away!

will it be long ?
before I get you by my side!
And just hold you, tease you, squeeze you till
You know whats been on my mind!

I wanna be in love right now now now
I wanna be in love right now now now
Wish we could fall in love right now now now
We need to go out right now now now

I wanna be in love right now now now
I wanna be in love right now now now
Wish we could fall in love right now now now
We need to go out right now now now

Girl is it wrong!
To be in love with you this way!
And i know, your not mine!
But my love ain't fading away!

In the past we used to be together
Every day, of our lives
But now it's fading away


I wanna be in love right now now now
I wanna be in love right now now now
Wish we could fall in love right now now now
We need to go out right now now now

I wanna be in love right now now now
I wanna be in love right now now now
Wish we could fall in love right now now now
We need to go out right now now now

I can't lie
I miss you much
Watching everyday that goes by
I miss you much
Till I get you,still I'm gonna try
I miss you much
You are the apple of my eye
Girl, I miss you much
I miss you much

I can't lie
I miss you much
Watching everyday that goes by
I miss you much
Till I get you,still I'm gonna try
I miss you much
You are the apple of my eye
Girl, I miss you much
I miss you much

I wanna be in love right now now now
I wanna be in love right now now now
Wish we could fall in love right now now now
We need to go out right now now now

I wanna be in love right now now now
I wanna be in love right now now now
Wish we could fall in love right now now now
We need to go out right now now now

I want you to fly with me
Want you to fly
I miss how you ride with me
Miss how you ride
I wish you could dine with me
Wish you could dine
One that'll bind with me
One that'll bind

I want you to fly with me
Want you to fly
I miss how you ride with me
Miss how you ride
I wish you could dine with me
Wish you could dine
One that'll bind with me
One that'll bind

I wanna be in love right now now now
I wanna be in love right now now now
Wish we could fall in love right now now now
We need to go out right now now now

I wanna be in love right now now now
I wanna be in love right now now now
Wish we could fall in love right now now now
We need to go out right now now now

Welcome Party??

when I reached my friend's place, I didn't expect anything special, just some friends sitting together playing video games or watching movies.....

haha I want to thank them for the 2 cakes and the pizza they bought for me just because they know I like pizza the most, I'm really glad to have such friends , we have been one family for more than 6 years already..... I love you guys =)


sorry no pictures for the pizza , cuz I ate them first =P

Reach Home

1 am I finally stepped on my hometown ground.........it was a long journey from Penang to Hong Kong then from Hong Kong to Bahrain then from Bahrain to Riyadh, Riyadh where I will stay there for a while now, there was an experience I had, it made me stop and think a while on how things are normal to me and my culture will be very chocking to others....

on the way from penang to Hong Kong a business man was setting beside me but we had a distance between us for the people to walk through, around half of the journey I saw some phone on the floor , it was the latest Omnia phone , I pick it up then I poke him, when I poked him he looked at me angrily , now I know some people don't like to be touched but he was sleeping, so I cant wave him or call him hey or sir because that will make look stupid, after he stopped his inflaming gaze at me , I asked him sir , is that your phone? he froze for a second, then he looked so amazed while checking his pocket, replying yes it is mine! once I gave it to him , he start looking at me in an amazed way , like I was an angel or something....and he thanked me many times with a smile.........

later on we start talking a while , asked me few questions I answered, then I asked him few others he answered, then it took him a second then he asked me this strange question: why you didn't take the phone, nobody saw you and I wouldn't check my phone not until the end of the flight, and nobody could prove that you took it, then why you didn't?

actually I was amazed by his question more than he was amazed from my previous action!!! is that how people see each others these days? why is it hard to believe that there are people who will help or who will offer to help without asking for something in return.....why can't be people like me ?? there are many like me and better actually!! is it that he lost fate from the place he came from and felt that nobody will do such an action like the one I did with him!! I really felt sorry for someone who really cant have such a small faith in people.....I'm glad with who I'm...

KFC- Kill Fuck Cook

I really never hated a fast food restaurant before, in fact I'm the fast food king , I can go eating fast food for weeks and not get sick , but this KFC was beyond the red line, the other day me and my 2 buddies went to KFC in queensbay mall, we end up feeling disgusted and I still have sore throat from that,but how can anyone have sore throat from eating chicken!!! I guess it was too bad that I almost gave up on chicken,I'm sure that chicken that I ate had sore throat before they beat the hell out of it! that place was cursed from the moment we stepped in till the moment we stepped out.
















If you want to know how a chicken feet (claw or whatever you call them) smell like , then once you enter that KFC you will smell that nasty smell that reminds anyone of it, usually that smell will close your appetite from eating, but we thought never mind we should not whine too much about a smell since we can bear with it......... after we ordered we sat down hoping we can finally eat our food,but once I peeled the skin from the meat boy o boy what I see!! dear reader have you ever heard the concept of oil cooked with chicken!! yea thats right! they serves us a plate full of oil cooked with chicken and not chicken cooked with oil , that bitchy chicken had too much oil inside it, that an average family could cook with that oil for a week frying all kind of food they wish for, once I press the meat , the oil keep coming out......


notice the tissues how much oil they soaked from one piece of chicken!

not only oil happens to be inside my chicken but also blood!! notice the red dry dot on the middle of my chicken , yea that is a blood dot, there were other parts of the chicken that had blood, is like they cooked that thing alive......I'm not asking you stop eating KFC or boycott KFC , well I dont care about all of that , all I want is that I paid for this shit, so at least serve me with a good quality shit instead of giving me a shitty shit...

I was so sick of the food that when I went home ,I start searching about the so-called KFC , trying to reveal some of there dark secrets.....and I have found one,and I'm not talking about the KFC cruelty or whatever organic or disgusting recipes they do for their own chickens,but I am talking about something that was planned for years by the colonel himself, he left us with many signs and messages that shows his conspiracy and forcing his believes upon us without any public notice, yes the colonel had his own DA VINCE code that was out there in front of us, and he made a fool out of everyone when everyone start to believe that he is a charming old man who loves to serve everyone!!


what evil intuitions could the colonel have hidden!!


after hours of research and pulling truth from the strings of reality, and with the help of my geniusity and my noticeability, I found out that this old fuck is nothing but a pedophile asshole!

to those who doesn't know what is a pedophile means, it means this old junkie like to molest children and he is doing it with a smile!! a pedosmile!! in fact I went and search about what a pedosmile actually means in the urban dictionary, and all what they wrote match the picture of the colonel himself !

the dictionary had this: A Pedosmile is a phenomenon where, when photographed, a pedophile will always have a creepy, lopsided grin which screams "I molest children". Such pictures are in sharp contrast to those of normal people, who generally have a deer-caught-in-the-headlights expression, and conventional felons such as murderers, who always frown. Typical features of a a pedosmile include tight, discolored lips, visible tongue, concealed teeth, a cocked head, twisted facial features, a bald forehead, disheveled hair, and a general aura of faggotary.....the definition is describing his picture for god sake!!!


the colonel with his evil pedosmile!

that asshole left other signs of his pedophilistic nature , notice every KFC have the same pattern , the same way of adjusting there pictures on there walls , they always put children holding hands with the colonel , or give a young boy a piece of chicken which is always happens to be a drumstick . I bet the colonel is fantasizing that it was his piece of meat!! that fucker had a statue of him almost on every branch while he is sitting on the chair, hoping that the kids will come and sit on his lab while taking picture, is like telling the parent that I want to molest your children in front of you, "in your face fuckers!!"

Asshole! (notice the poor innocent kid!)


YAAY lets follow him home,he promised us with a delicious peace of meat!!



for god sake people !! the colonel code is out there!!and he has made it an international logo,for crying out loud even his quote : " its finger licking good " only refers to his pedophilistic ideas, he want us to accept it in anyway , this man is a one big sicko and his chickens are shittier than ever!! well fuck it I will not eat there anymore !!


How about Fuck KFC and Fuck colonel Sanders is that registered too??
because I would like to buy that!




byebye and hope to never see you again!! :D