I really never hated a fast food restaurant before, in fact I'm the fast food king , I can go eating fast food for weeks and not get sick , but this KFC was beyond the red line, the other day me and my 2 buddies went to KFC in queensbay mall, we end up feeling disgusted and I still have sore throat from that,but how can anyone have sore throat from eating chicken!!! I guess it was too bad that I almost gave up on chicken,I'm sure that chicken that I ate had sore throat before they beat the hell out of it! that place was cursed from the moment we stepped in till the moment we stepped out.
If you want to know how a chicken feet (claw or whatever you call them) smell like , then once you enter that KFC you will smell that nasty smell that reminds anyone of it, usually that smell will close your appetite from eating, but we thought never mind we should not whine too much about a smell since we can bear with it......... after we ordered we sat down hoping we can finally eat our food,but once I peeled the skin from the meat boy o boy what I see!! dear reader have you ever heard the concept of oil cooked with chicken!! yea thats right! they serves us a plate full of oil cooked with chicken and not chicken cooked with oil , that bitchy chicken had too much oil inside it, that an average family could cook with that oil for a week frying all kind of food they wish for, once I press the meat , the oil keep coming out......
notice the tissues how much oil they soaked from one piece of chicken!
not only oil happens to be inside my chicken but also blood!! notice the red dry dot on the middle of my chicken , yea that is a blood dot, there were other parts of the chicken that had blood, is like they cooked that thing alive......I'm not asking you stop eating KFC or boycott KFC , well I dont care about all of that , all I want is that I paid for this shit, so at least serve me with a good quality shit instead of giving me a shitty shit...
I was so sick of the food that when I went home ,I start searching about the so-called KFC , trying to reveal some of there dark secrets.....and I have found one,and I'm not talking about the KFC cruelty or whatever organic or disgusting recipes they do for their own chickens,but I am talking about something that was planned for years by the colonel himself, he left us with many signs and messages that shows his conspiracy and forcing his believes upon us without any public notice, yes the colonel had his own DA VINCE code that was out there in front of us, and he made a fool out of everyone when everyone start to believe that he is a charming old man who loves to serve everyone!!
what evil intuitions could the colonel have hidden!!
after hours of research and pulling truth from the strings of reality, and with the help of my geniusity and my noticeability, I found out that this old fuck is nothing but a pedophile asshole!
to those who doesn't know what is a pedophile means, it means this old junkie like to molest children and he is doing it with a smile!! a pedosmile!! in fact I went and search about what a pedosmile actually means in the urban dictionary, and all what they wrote match the picture of the colonel himself !
the dictionary had this: A Pedosmile is a phenomenon where, when photographed, a pedophile will always have a creepy, lopsided grin which screams "I molest children". Such pictures are in sharp contrast to those of normal people, who generally have a deer-caught-in-the-headlights expression, and conventional felons such as murderers, who always frown. Typical features of a a pedosmile include tight, discolored lips, visible tongue, concealed teeth, a cocked head, twisted facial features, a bald forehead, disheveled hair, and a general aura of faggotary.....the definition is describing his picture for god sake!!!
the colonel with his evil pedosmile!
that asshole left other signs of his pedophilistic nature , notice every KFC have the same pattern , the same way of adjusting there pictures on there walls , they always put children holding hands with the colonel , or give a young boy a piece of chicken which is always happens to be a drumstick . I bet the colonel is fantasizing that it was his piece of meat!! that fucker had a statue of him almost on every branch while he is sitting on the chair, hoping that the kids will come and sit on his lab while taking picture, is like telling the parent that I want to molest your children in front of you, "in your face fuckers!!"
Asshole! (notice the poor innocent kid!)
YAAY lets follow him home,he promised us with a delicious peace of meat!!
for god sake people !! the colonel code is out there!!and he has made it an international logo,for crying out loud even his quote : "
its finger licking good " only refers to his pedophilistic ideas, he want us to accept it in anyway , this man is a one big sicko and his chickens are shittier than ever!! well fuck it I will not eat there anymore !!
How about Fuck KFC and Fuck colonel Sanders is that registered too??
because I would like to buy that!
byebye and hope to never see you again!! :D