Verily I was eaten the day the white bull was eaten

There once lived three bulls, a white bull, a black bull, and a red bull. Looking for food, a lion watched them graze together and realized he could not contend with all three. So he went to the black and red bull and made a deal with them. He told them that he was very ferocious and powerful and that if they let him eat the white bull, he would leave them in peace. The black and red bull agreed, and the lion murdered and then ate the white bull.

Time passed and the lion became hungry again. He went to the red bull and argued that he was ferocious and powerful and that if he let him eat the black bull he would leave him in peace. The red bull agreed and the lion murdered and then ate the black bull.

As time passed and the lion became hungry, he visited the red bull again. As the red bull saw death in the lions eye, as the teeth dug deep into it's neck, it shouted, "Verily I was eaten the day the white bull was eaten!"

How to get a free regular pizza from Domino's!

yea you are reading it right , now you can have your own regular free pizza every time you order from Domino's, since they have a less than 30 minutes policy , you can rest assured that you can get the free voucher almost every time you order, however you need some requirement and skills that you need to achieve and master this trick!

Requirements:


*High place: you should be staying in a condo and in a high floor, as higher it gets as better your trick results in, staying at top makes it easier for me, so you better put into your mind next time you want to buy an apartment or rent one , that being higher gives you more advantages like this one ;)

*great view: your house should have a great view to the streets,where you can see the domino guy riding with his bike from far till he reaches the main gates from close, remember this trick requires timing and good observing , if you didn't master those skills yet , you can master it by practice , you will understand the timing better every time you try it, and trust me you can do it!

*Shitty elevators :
having shitty elevators is a key role to make the domino guy late,where the stupid junk need long time to stop if its moving from 1 floor to another, which makes it have a long time to reach the bottom, my condo has 2 shitty elevators and lucky for me the third one is not working!


so here you go just few steps and your ready to receive it!!

Steps:

1-Call: obviously you need to call them and order you thing! how else you want them to come??

2-observe: wait in the far view balcony after 20 minutes from your order! if you can see them in 20 minutes , that means they still have 10 minutes free, so you better back down from the plan and try again next time, unless your pretty darn sure your elevators are as shitty as hell then proceed! other than that if they have 5 minutes then you can go to the next step!


this is where you need to spot your victim!

3-ordering the first elevator: when you saw him coming from far move quickly outside and order one elevator, when it reaches make sure you pressed all the buttons to down!
(notice : do this step if you are damn sure that this elevator will be fucking slow! if not then you better don't order it up first )

Remember! press all the buttons!!

4-observe again: now move to the other view where you can see the delivery guy from closeup view, and when you see him reached the gates proceed to the next step!


the victim again! when reaching the main gates!!

5-order the second elevator
:now it all comes to this final action step , your voucher depends on this and how lucky u are, when you order the second elevator make sure you do the same as the first one! press all the buttons till way down to bottom, now if you didn't do step 3 which ordering the first elevator, try to synchronize your timing and observing skill to make sure both elevator are being occupied by your trick! , sure all the neighbors who are going down will start cursing the one who did this! but what the heck!! your getting free pizza out of this :D

6-act innocent: this is the final step ! no matter you succeed or not on making the delivery guy late! make sure you act like as if nothing happened and you know nothing about it!! just close all your doors and go do your stuff, and when he reaches! ask him with an innocent face: aren't you late?? ^_^
he will check his watch and the time written on the pizza board and apologize for being late, don't be cruel! tell him its OK and give him some tips! after all your getting a free regular pizza next time!!


Results:

free regular pizza voucher!

and here you go , you have one! its your hard work prize , a free regular pizza voucher the next time you order! just remember don't over use this trick! or they might get suspicious or even stop delivering to your place, just do it wisely!! play it nice and safe!

and here you go your 6 steps strategy guide to recieve a free pizza from our beloved Domino's :D

Doing nothing!

I think I'm going crazy! yes I'm, today I slept from 4 AM till 7 PM ! how come? Why??
I will tell you why! Because I have nothing to do!! wake up , play mafia wars then watch something then sleep then wake up!! check my downloads then sleep again then wake up !order something to eat.......... etc. I'm living in a boring loop where I stay at home most of the time! I need to find someone as free as me to hang out with!

god damn free time makes you think and imagine and the craziest things that it would never happen, I even counted every ceramic on the floor of my house!! 864 pieces! what the hell now its almost 6 AM again! I hope tomorrow I will go out from that loop , even if it's just for a while and eat something with some friend! see you tomorrow!

PS:if you read this and your free!! please SMS me ;)

Ching ching Tagged me~

Directions : Once you've been tagged, you have to write a post with sixteen random things,habits or goals about you. At the end, choose ten people to be tagged, listing their names and why you chose them. Don't forget to leave a comment (''You're tagged!'') and to read your blog, you can't tag the person who tagged you.


1) its 12:50 am and I still didn't study for my tomorrow exam........

2)I can find many nonsense, like videos on youtube or stupid websites, lucky I guess

3)I like to watch animation, movies, tv-series, documentary , but not time for all of that

4)if i fall in love with a person, but i couldn't be with them, I wish i would die for them someday.....

5)I become from 69 KG to 85KG in 2 months

6)I just learned that in our lifetime we eat 3 to 5 hundred thousand bugs. usually about 100,000 spiders and 200,000 flies and around 9 cockroaches

7)I hate cleaning my house if I'm living alone , but if I stay with people , you will see me wash their dishes

8)I'm the only person in the family , who doesn't play a music instrument

9)I eat fast food everyday in my life......

10)I have phobia from cockroaches, but if I saw a girl scared somehow I become a hero hahaha

11)in my hometown I'm always busy doing this and that, in Malaysia I just try to keep myself busy not to think of "her"....

12)I always change the lyrics of the songs......

13)I do actions before I think,and when I think of it sometimes I feel i should have waited....

14)I like to play video games and listen to all kind of music

15)I put my friends first before myself, somehow is not always a good thing to do that.....

16)I LOVE FRENCH FRIES..............



I dont tag anyone, I dont have time for that anyways , need to go and study haha, see you all.......

Akon - right now!

I heard this catchy song from Akon , but i had to modify a lot of the song to make it suit my situation and feelings,I feel the song would have been better if the lyrics were this way :P ,
haha hope you enjoy it....


It's been so long!
That I haven't seen your face!
Trying to be strong!
But the strength I have is washing away!

will it be long ?
before I get you by my side!
And just hold you, tease you, squeeze you till
You know whats been on my mind!

I wanna be in love right now now now
I wanna be in love right now now now
Wish we could fall in love right now now now
We need to go out right now now now

I wanna be in love right now now now
I wanna be in love right now now now
Wish we could fall in love right now now now
We need to go out right now now now

Girl is it wrong!
To be in love with you this way!
And i know, your not mine!
But my love ain't fading away!

In the past we used to be together
Every day, of our lives
But now it's fading away


I wanna be in love right now now now
I wanna be in love right now now now
Wish we could fall in love right now now now
We need to go out right now now now

I wanna be in love right now now now
I wanna be in love right now now now
Wish we could fall in love right now now now
We need to go out right now now now

I can't lie
I miss you much
Watching everyday that goes by
I miss you much
Till I get you,still I'm gonna try
I miss you much
You are the apple of my eye
Girl, I miss you much
I miss you much

I can't lie
I miss you much
Watching everyday that goes by
I miss you much
Till I get you,still I'm gonna try
I miss you much
You are the apple of my eye
Girl, I miss you much
I miss you much

I wanna be in love right now now now
I wanna be in love right now now now
Wish we could fall in love right now now now
We need to go out right now now now

I wanna be in love right now now now
I wanna be in love right now now now
Wish we could fall in love right now now now
We need to go out right now now now

I want you to fly with me
Want you to fly
I miss how you ride with me
Miss how you ride
I wish you could dine with me
Wish you could dine
One that'll bind with me
One that'll bind

I want you to fly with me
Want you to fly
I miss how you ride with me
Miss how you ride
I wish you could dine with me
Wish you could dine
One that'll bind with me
One that'll bind

I wanna be in love right now now now
I wanna be in love right now now now
Wish we could fall in love right now now now
We need to go out right now now now

I wanna be in love right now now now
I wanna be in love right now now now
Wish we could fall in love right now now now
We need to go out right now now now

Welcome Party??

when I reached my friend's place, I didn't expect anything special, just some friends sitting together playing video games or watching movies.....

haha I want to thank them for the 2 cakes and the pizza they bought for me just because they know I like pizza the most, I'm really glad to have such friends , we have been one family for more than 6 years already..... I love you guys =)


sorry no pictures for the pizza , cuz I ate them first =P

Reach Home

1 am I finally stepped on my hometown ground.........it was a long journey from Penang to Hong Kong then from Hong Kong to Bahrain then from Bahrain to Riyadh, Riyadh where I will stay there for a while now, there was an experience I had, it made me stop and think a while on how things are normal to me and my culture will be very chocking to others....

on the way from penang to Hong Kong a business man was setting beside me but we had a distance between us for the people to walk through, around half of the journey I saw some phone on the floor , it was the latest Omnia phone , I pick it up then I poke him, when I poked him he looked at me angrily , now I know some people don't like to be touched but he was sleeping, so I cant wave him or call him hey or sir because that will make look stupid, after he stopped his inflaming gaze at me , I asked him sir , is that your phone? he froze for a second, then he looked so amazed while checking his pocket, replying yes it is mine! once I gave it to him , he start looking at me in an amazed way , like I was an angel or something....and he thanked me many times with a smile.........

later on we start talking a while , asked me few questions I answered, then I asked him few others he answered, then it took him a second then he asked me this strange question: why you didn't take the phone, nobody saw you and I wouldn't check my phone not until the end of the flight, and nobody could prove that you took it, then why you didn't?

actually I was amazed by his question more than he was amazed from my previous action!!! is that how people see each others these days? why is it hard to believe that there are people who will help or who will offer to help without asking for something in return.....why can't be people like me ?? there are many like me and better actually!! is it that he lost fate from the place he came from and felt that nobody will do such an action like the one I did with him!! I really felt sorry for someone who really cant have such a small faith in people.....I'm glad with who I'm...