How to get a free regular pizza from Domino's!

yea you are reading it right , now you can have your own regular free pizza every time you order from Domino's, since they have a less than 30 minutes policy , you can rest assured that you can get the free voucher almost every time you order, however you need some requirement and skills that you need to achieve and master this trick!

Requirements:


*High place: you should be staying in a condo and in a high floor, as higher it gets as better your trick results in, staying at top makes it easier for me, so you better put into your mind next time you want to buy an apartment or rent one , that being higher gives you more advantages like this one ;)

*great view: your house should have a great view to the streets,where you can see the domino guy riding with his bike from far till he reaches the main gates from close, remember this trick requires timing and good observing , if you didn't master those skills yet , you can master it by practice , you will understand the timing better every time you try it, and trust me you can do it!

*Shitty elevators :
having shitty elevators is a key role to make the domino guy late,where the stupid junk need long time to stop if its moving from 1 floor to another, which makes it have a long time to reach the bottom, my condo has 2 shitty elevators and lucky for me the third one is not working!


so here you go just few steps and your ready to receive it!!

Steps:

1-Call: obviously you need to call them and order you thing! how else you want them to come??

2-observe: wait in the far view balcony after 20 minutes from your order! if you can see them in 20 minutes , that means they still have 10 minutes free, so you better back down from the plan and try again next time, unless your pretty darn sure your elevators are as shitty as hell then proceed! other than that if they have 5 minutes then you can go to the next step!


this is where you need to spot your victim!

3-ordering the first elevator: when you saw him coming from far move quickly outside and order one elevator, when it reaches make sure you pressed all the buttons to down!
(notice : do this step if you are damn sure that this elevator will be fucking slow! if not then you better don't order it up first )

Remember! press all the buttons!!

4-observe again: now move to the other view where you can see the delivery guy from closeup view, and when you see him reached the gates proceed to the next step!


the victim again! when reaching the main gates!!

5-order the second elevator
:now it all comes to this final action step , your voucher depends on this and how lucky u are, when you order the second elevator make sure you do the same as the first one! press all the buttons till way down to bottom, now if you didn't do step 3 which ordering the first elevator, try to synchronize your timing and observing skill to make sure both elevator are being occupied by your trick! , sure all the neighbors who are going down will start cursing the one who did this! but what the heck!! your getting free pizza out of this :D

6-act innocent: this is the final step ! no matter you succeed or not on making the delivery guy late! make sure you act like as if nothing happened and you know nothing about it!! just close all your doors and go do your stuff, and when he reaches! ask him with an innocent face: aren't you late?? ^_^
he will check his watch and the time written on the pizza board and apologize for being late, don't be cruel! tell him its OK and give him some tips! after all your getting a free regular pizza next time!!


Results:

free regular pizza voucher!

and here you go , you have one! its your hard work prize , a free regular pizza voucher the next time you order! just remember don't over use this trick! or they might get suspicious or even stop delivering to your place, just do it wisely!! play it nice and safe!

and here you go your 6 steps strategy guide to recieve a free pizza from our beloved Domino's :D

4 comments:

  gigolo xD

May 21, 2009 at 2:38 PM

man....u're sicked!!! hahaha

  brothers

June 14, 2009 at 6:11 AM

fuckers!
hahahaha

  Selvia

June 18, 2009 at 10:34 AM

Love dominosssssss

  Selvia

July 29, 2009 at 6:05 AM

Time to upload the new stuffs! heheh